YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK CHASER IF:

I got an idea from another thread on Stormtrack and thought you might like these. I just made them up, so don't be too hard on me.

1. You consider your coon hound your main chase partner.

2. Your version of fix-a-flat consists of a couple of old cinder blocks (which you borrowed from your porch) and a bald, worn out tire.

3. People hear your muffler instead of the tornado siren that's blaring in town.

4. You consider a rifle range as being important when picking your target area.

5. You play horse shoes while waiting for the cap to break.

6. Speaking of the cap. When someone says the cap just broke, you inform them that the John Deere dealer is giving away free caps with every test drive.

7. Finally, you might be a redneck chaser if: you start loading your shotgun when someone says they see "turkey towers".